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Offseason #5
Smell ya later.
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Coalies begging for a new post are like cats yowling for a door to be opened. Once they get what they were crying for they show no actual interest in using it.
You think cats yowl at a door because they want to get out? No, they want us to open it so the thing outside can come in.
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fandomtreesStill needing some gifts to be able to open on schedule, January 11. Possible delay to January 18. Is anyone able to help? Minimum wordcount 100 words.
Thanks coalie, I can write for one of those 1 gift people. On it!
nothing against people who are into noncon fic but i find the word noncon super fucking annoying just saying
looks like fandom trees might open on time, hope so to avoid wankers like sweet sorcery and tarlan showing up.
I know all about SweetSorcery and their bullshit, but who is Tarlan and what's the deal with them?
A little less participation than last year. Any ideas for why there’s a dip?
yes our flag means death is fucking dead at last yeah boi yeah boi yeaaaah fucky boom boom
pinch hits, pinch schmits. just call them the reject pile like they really are. no one wants to write for you.
That's nice, dear, now go eat a Snickers or something.
Any fun prompts? I see a lot of people just requesting the pairing because that does do a lot of the legwork in inspiration, but I'd love to fulfill something that asks for something specific about one of those pairings.
just write a couple of hot guys doing the tropey-tropey-tropes together and you'll be fine.
wish there was a year round exchange anon meme so i didn't have to go to ffa and look at the innumerable and everpresent humorless tutfest wanks just to read up on exchange gossip
jeez i wish this place wasn't dead. i have had enough of ffa's bfe thread and their fucking kinkshaming/pairing shaming. "oh there's x with their a/b requests and their fucking ooc prompts." nah bitch they just see the characters and the ship different to you. i thought that place was about kinktomato and all but nah those cunts are the biggest kinkshamers of all if something doesn't fit the official bfe definition of acceptable requests. fuck those cunts and that place.
Not sure that "make bitching about FFA the biggest topic on Coal" is the solution.
threesentenceficathon is here! Come prompt and fill, especially for Yuletide fandoms! :D*Fills do not need to be exactly three sentences.
I need to get back my regular commitment to writing for other exchanges like I do for Yuletide. I'm so disciplined about Yuletide (well, more disciplined) and every other exchange is much more...chaotic for me.
maybe start with something low stress like a couple of treats for candy hearts, or do a couple rounds of season of drabbles?
"you said this"
"no i didn't say that"
"parent up"
"no you parent up no one said that ever"
no one said anything you're all typing anyway, jfc. arguing about fucking nothing.
"no i didn't say that"
"parent up"
"no you parent up no one said that ever"
no one said anything you're all typing anyway, jfc. arguing about fucking nothing.
If ffa are all dumb fucks why the fuck do you go there? Because you're a dumb fuck coalie who thinks going there and talking shit about them here somehow makes you better than them. Both of these places are full of dumb fucks.
The problem with getting one's exchange fic in way before deadline is that now I have to wait. And wait. And wait.
yep. and if the exchange is moderated it's even more of a pita.
my exchange experience is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
I don't Pokemon so I just saw a happy guy doing self-fellatio on his giant weirdly shaped blue dick:
https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/cubchoo-pokemon-3
I had to google the critter because wtf is that, and uuuugggh, who on earth thought a character with a big sack of phlegm coming from his nose was a great idea? Now I wish he was actually munching on a dick instead. Menstruation Pokemon when?
https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/cubchoo-pokemon-3
I had to google the critter because wtf is that, and uuuugggh, who on earth thought a character with a big sack of phlegm coming from his nose was a great idea? Now I wish he was actually munching on a dick instead. Menstruation Pokemon when?
Which exchange is gonna drop the first big wank-bomb for 2024? My bet is on Candy Hearts.
Bulletproof apparently is presently having some sort of wank in Discord, although I can't quite make out about what given the descriptions in spaces I have access to. (Of which Discord is not one.)
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