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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2026-01-02 10:53 pm
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Offseason #7

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Candy Hearts 2026

(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Or as another coalie put it, randy parts.

[personal profile] candyheartsex
https://archiveofourown.org/collections/CandyHeartsExchange2026/profile

Who's doing it? Who's still on the fence? Who's definitely not doing it (and why)?

Re: Candy Hearts 2026

(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Still working on my letter! A little self-conscious because some of these ships are major characters where I've written a lot in previous letters, and some of them are minor characters where it's like "you know that one scene in canon? That but more please." I want both of them equally but I hope my creator won't be fased if some sections are a lot more verbose.

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Titles coalie?

(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Titles coalie, are you around? My title was funny and I want to see if it makes it to your annual list!!!

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Also Stats Coalie, to tell us about good eggs who wrote many things!

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Titties coalie?

(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
no moar butts

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-04 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
wenus

(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
first

(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
worst

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People who've done every Yuletide

(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
A coalie last post was asking about the list of participants who've taken part in every Yuletide. Found this version of the list from 2022:

https://coaltide.dreamwidth.org/6480.html?thread=13253968#cmt13253968

And checking up, they all seem to have stories in Yuletides 2023-25 as well. So, in alphabetical order because it was bugging me the previous list wasn't, that's:

cjmarlowe
Daegaer
Franzeska
Joanne_c
Kass
Mosca
Nope
pollitt
sandyk
shrift
Tiriel
twistedchick

Re: People who've done every Yuletide

(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The eternal twelve!

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Vyslanté
I'm so used to writing Original that I had forgotten the pleasure of getting the kudo email every day or so

Gen (pikkugen)
Luckily Yuletide is one of the rare exchanges where OW is a somewhat popular thing to read, since you will learn about the original source right there...



What is Gen trying to say? Their comment makes no sense to me.

(Anonymous) 2026-01-03 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The only thing I can think is that they're classifying fic about five-minute fandoms like Humans Are Space Orcs, Snake Fight Portion of Your Thesis and similar where it's based on more of a concept than a fictional canon with established characters as original works.

(Anonymous) 2026-01-04 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
smell your butt later

(Anonymous) 2026-01-04 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
butts

100 words of peeing on faces

(Anonymous) 2026-01-05 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/716867.html?thread=4405859395#cmt4405859395

why did this get frozen and why can’t i see the parent comment?

Re: 100 words of peeing on faces

(Anonymous) 2026-01-05 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Go away and take this ffa slop with you.
Why are failmemers obsessed with bringing their drama over here.

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-05 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
what other dw anonmemes are there these days?? not ffa lmao

(Anonymous) 2026-01-05 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ones I know of offhand:

lol-meme still exists (unfortunately)
fandomsecrets is slowing down but will never die, it's mixed anon/namespace but it's where I get out my bad fandom opinions in the offseason and it's always got open anon threads

Also there's a brand new heated rivalry kinkmeme at hockeyshowyaoi ; not into the gay hockey show but I really hope that one takes off and revives the old kinkmeme format for new fans.

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sincerely, coal

(Anonymous) 2026-01-07 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
go fuck an egg.

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-07 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ok

now what

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-08 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
my buggy fuckers, let us pray
lettuce spray

(Anonymous) 2026-01-08 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I can at this stage be salty about no comment from my recip, right? :(

(Anonymous) 2026-01-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel you definitely can.

I'm also salty my recip hasn't read mine yet either.

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successes guesses

(Anonymous) 2026-01-09 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I think thread OP forgot to remember so: how'd you all do, people who put in predictions?

https://coaltide.dreamwidth.org/9396.html?thread=21783220#cmt21783220

Re: successes guesses

(Anonymous) 2026-01-10 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Assignment: I think this turned out too long to get much interest, and either the existing fandom really had issues with the problematic side pairing, or they just generally don't show up with comments and kudos for fic. Recipient likes it though, so that's enough for me.

Treats: I wrote one more since I commented in that thread which did very well, but I did expect that it would because of the fandom it was for. The femslash did less well than I expected, but I'm still content with it. The one I thought wouldn't get a lot of attention but miiiight attract some comedy enjoyers was much more popular than I could ever have hoped!

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-10 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
who likes their randy tarts ass-ignment?

(Anonymous) 2026-01-10 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
are ppl allowed to say poop on this site?

MODS

(Anonymous) 2026-01-10 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
coalie said p**p

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-13 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
how's your fucky porn coming

(Anonymous) 2026-01-13 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
The spiders aren't cooperating.

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-15 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
you are all so boring

(Anonymous) 2026-01-17 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
why is it so fucking boring in here

(Anonymous) 2026-01-17 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yuletide over, no drama happening in other exchanges that would get frozen on FFA, so nothing to post about

YO

(Anonymous) 2026-01-19 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
ELF DICK

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-19 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
.

(Anonymous) 2026-01-21 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
why does failmeme like boring shit like that hockey show, we got better fandoms and yes there is canon gay

(Anonymous) 2026-01-22 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Another entry in the long LJ tradition of liking bland live action TV dudes

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(Anonymous) 2026-01-26 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
who are you fuckers anyway

Comment

(Anonymous) 2026-01-27 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
On your gifts
if you haven't already!

Re: Comment

(Anonymous) 2026-01-27 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
^ me at my Yuletide recip

Embracing wank

(Anonymous) 2026-01-28 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
If there were quality requirements for participants in exchanges, who would be asked not to participate? Or not to offer specific media.

Re: Embracing wank

(Anonymous) 2026-01-29 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
That depends on how high you set the bar.

My lowest bar is just about on the floor; I'd exclude biblioscribler and bean10 from writing for anyone, ever, and septemberbells, queerintentions, and shnuffeluv from art beyond sketch exchanges.

If I was really god-king of exchanges, though, I'd set it a notch or two higher and exclude a few other writers.

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whats up

(Anonymous) 2026-02-05 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
chucklefucks

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bored

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