And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Re: Pinch Hit(s)

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks for your stats services, coalie!

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

HOW'S THAT MOUTHFEEL

THE JOY OF COOKING BETTER THAN YOU

CURED BEEF

SALT IS NOT A SECRET SPICE

CHOKE IT DOWN

A TABLE FOR TWO HATERS

APPLIED HEAT

ACQUIRED TASTE

YOU: RIVAL CHEFS. ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: TASTE BUDS

SALT TO TASTE

SALT RUB IN THE WOUND

PALATE KNIVES

BONING KNIVES

GASTRO BOZOS

THE WAY TO MAN'S KITCHEN IS THROUGH THE BACK DOOR

CREME BRULEE TORCH SONG

HEART SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS

STEP UP TO THE PLATE

YOU FUCKING DONKEY

LET THEM COOK

YES CHEF YES

IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

SUCK IT OUT LIKE EDAMAME

SOY BOY SUPREMACY

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

god I want someone to give me a fic called Gastro Bozos

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

Exchange participant who wasn't very good and BFE noticed, but I think it went beyond the normal ranting on the meme and someone took it to namespace?

Re: Help me decide

[(Anonymous)]

Book!

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

I WANT THAT FOR YOU TOO
...so I can read it

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

She wrote a lot of treats that often didn't actually match what people wanted, but in a cheerful, careless sort of way rather than a deliberately DNW-edging way. Some people stoked each other's irritation with her, because she was incredibly hard to avoid, and then there were long threads on ffa about how terrible she was. She eventually found out (possibly someone linked her to the threads) and deleted everything. Some people's reaction was very gloating.

Re: Help me decide

[(Anonymous)]

FMF, simply because it's gonna be easier on you at this point in the holiday season. Also going back to your highschool faves and early fandoms can have mixed results lmao

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

Ohhhh of course, I wasn't thinking about the attention-seeking angle -- which was pretty stupid of me, considering!

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

Her writing is incredibly weak and mediocre though.

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

*sniff sniff*

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

I felt so bad for her Fic in the Box recips. Her gifts were absolute ass, and they absolutely deserved better.

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

Not the coalie who requested it, but amazing.

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

Shut up fishspeakers

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, it's incredibly shitty of her that she's writing shitty on purpose. Can we please ban this wanker from exchanges now?

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

You'd have to be blind to see that her writing isn't objectively crap. I hope you can at least recognize that.

[(Anonymous)]

Did you know the country my parents came from widely used hemp before WW2, to smoke and to craft things, when Americans came in, reformed the post-Imperial-Japan government and instituted a bunch of laws against the use of hemp and marijuana? Oh, but they dumped the heroin and methamphetamine they gave all their soldiers onto our country of course, which then resulted into an even worse drug backlash that led to a death penalty for marijuana possession.

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

Go away fishspeakers, your ass is all the way out the seat of your longjohns at this point

[(Anonymous)]

a new anon comm for be to inhabit 🥹

[(Anonymous)]

new??

[(Anonymous)]

oh wait this one's weird nvm

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

Shut the fuck up fishspeakers.

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Make her go away, please.

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

If I were her, I would delete my account while I still have a tiny shred of dignity left.

Re: fishspeakers anonfail

[(Anonymous)]

+1

I can totally see her flouncing to cause drama.