And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Default Deadline: Monday 11 December
Assignment Deadline: Monday 18 December
Main Collection Opens: Monday 25 December
Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

HOW'S THAT MOUTHFEEL

THE JOY OF COOKING BETTER THAN YOU

CURED BEEF

SALT IS NOT A SECRET SPICE

CHOKE IT DOWN

A TABLE FOR TWO HATERS

APPLIED HEAT

ACQUIRED TASTE

YOU: RIVAL CHEFS. ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: TASTE BUDS

SALT TO TASTE

SALT RUB IN THE WOUND

PALATE KNIVES

BONING KNIVES

GASTRO BOZOS

THE WAY TO MAN'S KITCHEN IS THROUGH THE BACK DOOR

CREME BRULEE TORCH SONG

HEART SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS

STEP UP TO THE PLATE

YOU FUCKING DONKEY

LET THEM COOK

YES CHEF YES

IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

SUCK IT OUT LIKE EDAMAME

SOY BOY SUPREMACY

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

god I want someone to give me a fic called Gastro Bozos

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

I WANT THAT FOR YOU TOO
...so I can read it

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

Capslock title coalie is back, just in time!

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

AT YOUR SERVICE! *slithers back under my bridge*

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT these are all amazing, thank you

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

You're very welcome! It's my pleasure to hemm those hawws.

Re: Title Brainstorming

[(Anonymous)]

Now it really feels like yuletide