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One Wank After Another
A blank assignment is a funny thing, isn't it? When you have it, you don't appreciate it, and when you miss it, it's gone.
Wednesday 10 December: Default deadline (9pm UTC)
Wednesday 17 December: Assignment deadline (9pm UTC)
Wednesday 24 December: Main collection works reveals (9pm UTC)
Thursday 25 December: Madness collection works reveals (9pm UTC)
Thursday 1 January: Author reveals, end of event (9pm UTC)
Mini-Challenges:
Crueltide | Femslash Festivus | Yulebuilding | Three Turtle Doves | Two for One | Yuleporn
Family Matters | Queering the Tide | Yuletide Madness Drabble Invitational | TransTide
Chromatic Yuletide | Unconventionyule | Wrapping Paper | Babytide | MultiLingYule
Yuletide Discord for Hippos & Exchanges After Dark for namespacedrama 18+ discussion.
Wednesday 10 December: Default deadline (9pm UTC)
Wednesday 17 December: Assignment deadline (9pm UTC)
Wednesday 24 December: Main collection works reveals (9pm UTC)
Thursday 25 December: Madness collection works reveals (9pm UTC)
Thursday 1 January: Author reveals, end of event (9pm UTC)
Mini-Challenges:
Crueltide | Femslash Festivus | Yulebuilding | Three Turtle Doves | Two for One | Yuleporn
Family Matters | Queering the Tide | Yuletide Madness Drabble Invitational | TransTide
Chromatic Yuletide | Unconventionyule | Wrapping Paper | Babytide | MultiLingYule
Yuletide Discord for Hippos & Exchanges After Dark for namespace

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(Anonymous) 2025-12-08 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)It seems hard to be an artist in an exchange. It seems like it takes far more work to make good art than it takes me to write a 1k fic, but also, I don't want to ask for art and get really disappointing art.
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(Anonymous) 2025-12-09 12:01 am (UTC)(link)You say this like someone who's never received a gift from one of the infamous badficcers. I've received a lot of terrible fic that's basically unreadable. Bad art is just eh pretty colors, thanks, and I can move on with my life. Bad fic makes me wish I could grab it, cover it with red pen, and give it back with "Corrections expected by end of day tomorrow" at the top.
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(Anonymous) 2025-12-09 10:21 am (UTC)(link)The word 'most' was in there for a reason!
Bean10 is the only badfic writer I'd say who really compares with someone giving elementary school level scribbles.
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(Anonymous) 2025-12-08 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)I can draw, but I never offer to match on art requests because you're right, it takes more time and effort (for me, at least) to make an art piece I would feel good about putting into an exchange.
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(Anonymous) 2025-12-09 11:35 am (UTC)(link)Not talking about myself. I'm a slow writer - I need way, way more than 50 hours for 10k. I type fast, but crafting the story and making the phrasing come out in a way I find satisfying takes the longest time. I write 100 words, then delete 50 (or sometimes 150), and sometimes I spend 10 minutes before thinking of what I want the next sentence to be. Or I spend an hour researching flight plans to write one paragraph about blorbo's travels. Like, I could spew out 1k of rambly thoughtless nonsense in an hour or less I guess, but I wouldn't want to gift that to anyone.
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(Anonymous) 2025-12-09 11:48 am (UTC)(link)I wouldn't really count brainstorming and research time because, while it's definitely part of writing time, it's so extremely variable depending on the needs of the fic that it's just hard to put an average to. (And also past a certain point, Wikipedia spiraling about cement because you wanted to look up cobblestones doesn't really count as progress towards the fic)
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(Anonymous) 2025-12-09 11:56 am (UTC)(link)It's impossible to count pure writing time because often the "brainstorming" happens in the middle of a sentence. If you type three words, and then think five minutes about how to continue that sentence and then go back and delete the three first words, that's very much part of the writing process.
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(Anonymous) 2025-12-09 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)On the other hand, if it contained sufficiently large chunks of directly plagiarised canon text with very little added, they probably would? So I guess it's down to where you feel tracing falls on the analogous spectrum between "copy-paste 900 words directly from canon and just add a couple extra sentences in there" vs "canon rehash but in the writer's own words". (My instinct is probably somewhere in the middle, which is admittedly not particularly helpful in drawing a line.)
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(Anonymous) 2025-12-09 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)I think the plagiarism issue for canon rehashs is just relevant for written canons. When you rehash a scene from a movie or a TV show, it will obviously copy the dialogue 1:1 (otherwise it wouldn't really be a rehash) but the narration couldn't be lifted from canon. That doesn't necessarily make it a better gift.
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(Anonymous) 2025-12-09 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)