One Wank After Another

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A blank assignment is a funny thing, isn't it? When you have it, you don't appreciate it, and when you miss it, it's gone.

Wednesday 10 December: Default deadline (9pm UTC)
Wednesday 17 December: Assignment deadline (9pm UTC)
Wednesday 24 December: Main collection works reveals (9pm UTC)
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I also think the art minimums are badly calculated, but "Ten thousand words is maybe fifteen hours" sounds wild to me. 50 hours, maybe.

[(Anonymous)]

You only write three words a minute?

[(Anonymous)]

I could write a pretty decent 10K word fic in a day, but only if I had been thinking about writing it for like a month before hand. That's like a fifth of a word a minute on average.

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT

Not talking about myself. I'm a slow writer - I need way, way more than 50 hours for 10k. I type fast, but crafting the story and making the phrasing come out in a way I find satisfying takes the longest time. I write 100 words, then delete 50 (or sometimes 150), and sometimes I spend 10 minutes before thinking of what I want the next sentence to be. Or I spend an hour researching flight plans to write one paragraph about blorbo's travels. Like, I could spew out 1k of rambly thoughtless nonsense in an hour or less I guess, but I wouldn't want to gift that to anyone.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I wouldn't really count brainstorming and research time because, while it's definitely part of writing time, it's so extremely variable depending on the needs of the fic that it's just hard to put an average to. (And also past a certain point, Wikipedia spiraling about cement because you wanted to look up cobblestones doesn't really count as progress towards the fic)

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT

It's impossible to count pure writing time because often the "brainstorming" happens in the middle of a sentence. If you type three words, and then think five minutes about how to continue that sentence and then go back and delete the three first words, that's very much part of the writing process.

[(Anonymous)]

+100

"How long did it take you to type this" is not the question being asked.