One Wank After Another

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A blank assignment is a funny thing, isn't it? When you have it, you don't appreciate it, and when you miss it, it's gone.

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Comments

Re: Brainstorming help

[(Anonymous)]

My recip has a great taste in problematic lesbians so I'm writing them Did Not Expect to Run Into My Evil Ex Here: Yuri Edition. Problem is, I don't actually know what 'here' would be the funniest. General setting is modern day US, both women are in their early 30s, haven't seen each other in years, and they'd have to be stuck together for long enough to exchange some sexy hostilities, maybe do some problem-solving, and then fuck about their issues. Any suggestions?

Re: Brainstorming help

[(Anonymous)]

They all show up separately to an Escape Room to discover that there is a minimal limit that means they can only enter together.

Re: Brainstorming help

[(Anonymous)]

The classic is airport in a snowstorm with bonus only one bed when they finally make it to a hotel to wait it out

Re: Brainstorming help

[(Anonymous)]

Trapped in an elevator together. One of them is on a date with someone else.

Re: Brainstorming help

[(Anonymous)]

Both accidentally signed up for the same multi-day course or convention - writers' retreat, first aid or survival training, work convention, etc. - where they're stuck staying at the same hotel or camping site together. (If there's no plausible overlap in work or hobbies then you can always go for the fun alternative of two completely disparate groups having booked the same place at the same time, which gives you lots of excuses for clashes and being short on bedrooms because somebody's screwed up the bookings.)