And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Sign-ups: Friday 13 to Saturday 21 October (NYR | Promo Post)
Assignments Out: Monday 23 October (may be earlier)
Default Deadline: Monday 11 December
Assignment Deadline: Monday 18 December
Main Collection Opens: Monday 25 December
Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

It's all the same person doing it (guess who). She's trying to fuck with the search function for later.

[(Anonymous)]

But it’s all still going to point to this post, no? I haven't used dw search in... ever, possibly, but doesn’t it link back to where each comment is from?

[(Anonymous)]

When the last twenty comments using her name link to "hi fishspeakers" with no reply, it's harder to parent up and figure out what's going on since most of the comments getting that reply are random. By next post, which will probably open in about twelve hours, it'll already be a meme without context and will bury valid search results. She's doing it on purpose.

[(Anonymous)]

+1

It's really shitty of her to do that.

[(Anonymous)]

Yup. Is there any way that we can get the larger BFE community to know about her?

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds exactly like what she'd want. lol
I don't think anyone outside Coal and FFA needs to know about her. I think she should be banned everywhere and disappear from the exchange scene.

[(Anonymous)]

Mods absolutely need to know about her so she can be banned. And yes, I really want her to disappear from the exchange scene too.

[(Anonymous)]

I heard that exchange mods have a special Discord server for things like that. I'd be surprised if they didn't know already.

[(Anonymous)]

I hope we get word that she gets banned soon. It would really make my Christmas if she did.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think mods announce those decisions publicly.

[(Anonymous)]

People need to know about her so they can DNM with her.

[(Anonymous)]

DNM requests are not necessary if she gets banned from every exchange.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think it'll work. Coalies aren't going to forget about fishspeakers' self-trolling anytime soon.

[(Anonymous)]

+1 and all it takes is someone clueless saying “what’s fishspeakers?” and coalies will be thrilled to tell the tale. searching isn’t the only way to find out about past wank!

[(Anonymous)]

They have to ask. Nobody asks the FFArters who Aurae is when they reply with "Hi Aurae."

[(Anonymous)]

i have literally seen someone asking what the story with aurae is, so. disagree

[(Anonymous)]

When I got back into exchange fandom I had to ask what the deal with aurae was because I had blessedly missed those years.

[(Anonymous)]

What *is* the deal with Aurae? I vaguely recognize the name but if I was around for it, it didn't stick in the memory. Was that one of the sockpuppeteers?

[(Anonymous)]

Absolutely creepy fandom participant mainly in Star Wars. Frogboiled her exchange participation by graaadually increasing the number of her sock accounts in exchanges (all pretending they had nothing to do with each other of course) while writing DNWs that contradicted her requests and throwing a fit if people couldn't figure out how to thread the needle. Made a weird sick game out of giving people things they didn't think to DNW; I particularly remember she wrote an alpha/alpha original fic with random pet mutilation & death in the first few paragraphs. Wanked up a storm on ffa, constantly playing up the theme of how you couldn't prove it was her.

Extraordinarily prolific: sometimes signed up to exchanges with 8 accounts at a time, and turned in most of her assignments (quality varied).

Mods gradually lost patience with her, especially after someone used R-Stylo, a text analysis tool, to give compelling evidence that several of her socks were the same person. The most glorious blow against her came when she signed up to a round of Rare Male Slash Exchange and the mod matched all of her accounts to write for the same dummy account, which had been added to the participant list at the last second. Notably, that round involved someone wanking anonymously at top volume about how it was such bad modding for a mod to close sign-ups precisely on time.

She reappeared briefly this year under new accounts, as rumor has it, and was kicked out of May the 4th. If she's been active since, she's been stealthy.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow! I think I heard about some of that but not all of it (coal is the only place I get exchange wank) and had her partly mixed up with the socktopus.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, was she not the socktopus?

[(Anonymous)]

Socktopus is a nickname for Aurae.

See also: Aariel, Acacieae, ASadHermitStory, ayrt, blue_ringed_octopus, caudipteryx, Chrysaora, eidetic, Fairleigh, indigo_inks, kurage_hime, M J Holyoke (wholeyolk), MiriamKenneath, Origen, shanlyrical, yujacheong

[(Anonymous)]

Two other details about the socktopus:

- The DNW "not touching you" game she played culminated in her writing toddlercon for someone who hadn't DNWed underage.

- Her fics were often extremely low-effort, word-padding bullshit. This meant that once, one of her fics included a step-by-step for a character making vegan chilli in it. IIRC, it was a fic for nonconathon or consent issues.

- Her own ridiculous DNWs meant she often asked the mods for emergency pinch hits.

She was a real dickhead.

[(Anonymous)]

This seems to be giving her too much credit. We could just link the wank post on her anon fail after the hi posts.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, I just realized someone is doing just that after those comments. Good job coal.