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I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you"
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you"

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Who's Biblioscribler?

the person with the pinch hit that only requested disney porn, has signed up to a lot of exchanges this year, only managed to complete two fics, both of which were rejected for being like this:

Donald was a bit relieved to get that off his chest as she led him to stand up and switched places spreading baring her pussy to him. He stared in wonder at her pink lips gazing up and down at her body staring hungrily between her breasts and pussy unsure where to touch first. Daisy reached out and brought one hand to her left breast. He squeezed it slightly enjoying the warmth of her feathers, hearing Daisy moan. He massaged and rubbed gentle circles around her nipples making keen as he lean in a kissed her sucking slightly on one breast than the other.

“MGMGNG….uhgh… YEs” she keened arching her chest out to maximize contact as he squeezed. Her hips began undulating, desperate for contact. He jumped as he felt her stroke his cock with one hand and began to massage her clit with the other hand. He reached out slowly to pleasure her, but unsure how to.

All I could think was, surely Daisy has a cloaca?

The prompt did say no bestiality while asking for cartoon duck sex, so that part I feel is not the author's fault

bestiality is specifically human x animal so it wouldn' apply to daisy's cloaca if donald was the one touching it

If I saw a "no bestiality" DNW I would not write cloaca porn, lol

I assume you wouldn't write ducks fucking either if you don't accept that it's human/animal, so your opinion is irrelevant

Maybe by the letter of the law, but… look, if you’ve got the confidence to write cloaca porn in the face of a bestiality DNW, more power to you. I’d assume they likely weren’t into detailed bird genitals unless they specifically requested them, just to be on the safe side, but maybe that’s just me!

DC

If they requested shipfic about animal cartoon characters, I wouldn't even consider that a DNW that's about human/animal intercourse applies. It's not about "the letter of the law", it's about words meaning things. When two cats fuck in the wild, not a single person thinkings of that as bestiality because bestiality is something else.

I’m not saying the DNW applies. I’m saying I would be hesitant to include nonhuman genitalia for a recip who DNWs bestiality and does not request nonhuman genitalia, because I’d have no indication that they would enjoy it. Lots of people enjoy cartoon birds but do not enjoy cloaca sex, and I think there is a lot of overlap between people who DNW bestiality and people who do not enjoy cloacas.

If I get one (1) more reply saying “but no bestiality doesn’t RULE OUT cloacas” I s2g

lol if it helps, I agree with you; dnw bestiality means no knots or corkscrew dicks or whatever unless opted in to in an exchange, even though that's not bestiality by definition

DC

If you don't want them, make sure to DNW them if you request xeno, furry or similar, because DNW: bestiality is not that.
A mod wouldn't give you an EPH for a bestiality DNW violation because you hate a cloaca in your Daisy Duck PWP gift. They would give you an EPH if Daisy Duck fucked a non-sentient animal.
I can see it as getting too close to the DNW if the sentient animal looks too much like an actual animal, but this is really not this case. If a duck wears clothes, has a human house, lives in a human city and uses their wings as arms, it's way too human to be close to bestiality. If someone wrote Simba/Nala porn, I can see how it'd get closer to the DNW (but still not bestiality).

We have very different approaches to this and that's cool.

ayrt

I just think it has nothing to do with bestiality. I wouldn't write nonhuman genitalia for a recip who doesn't in any way indicate they want to read about nonhuman genitalia. Whether or not they also DNW bestiality is completely irrelevant IMO.

NC Look, if someone requests, IDK, Wee John/Izzy with no bestiality, I will not write them a fic where Wee John secretly has octopus genitals. That's an asshole move.

If someone requests Ariel/Ursula with no bestiality? I totally am. A) requesting part-animal-people porn is opting into animal parts; B) furries (and furry-adjacent Disney porn fandom) have well-established definitions that I will assume you also know: c) if you can't be bothered to think through your DNWs in depth as they relate to your specific requests I can't either.

DC

Bestiality is sex with non-sentient animals. Donald Duck and Daisy Duck are sentient characters who behave like humans. If someone writes porn with them, it can't be bestiality, unless they write an AU where they're real ducks.

I agree with this comment in general but, for exchanges, if someone DNWs bestiality I would also consider anything explicit that isn't basic human on human as opt in, even if they're nominating a furry fandom.

my greatest yule tiddy fantasy is cloaca

Looks a bit like my last attempt at writing porn. If you ever have me as your assigned author, request porn and don't get it, now you know why. Be grateful.

“MGMGNG….uhgh… YEs” will be playing on a loop in my head forever now

She also never spellchecks her shit so you end up with a load of 'out pooped Sailor Mercury'-style typos.

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