And another one!

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I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

Nominations: Monday 18 to Thursday 28 September (Coordination | Evidence Post)
Sign-ups: Friday 13 to Saturday 21 October (NYR | Promo Post)
Assignments Out: Monday 23 October (may be earlier)
Default Deadline: Monday 11 December
Assignment Deadline: Monday 18 December
Main Collection Opens: Monday 25 December
Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Re: Blank letters

[(Anonymous)]

Have a good time! Carte blanche!

Re: requests ranking game

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god thewreckofapoet.

Also requests Cassandra, Helen, and Benoit Blanc for Knives Out movies, and their first and most enthusiastic prompt is "I’ll keep this simple: I want either Cassandra or Helen to dom the ever-living fuck out of Miles Bron" Who was not nominated, of course.

Who's already started writing?

[(Anonymous)]

Assignments? Treats? Both?

And how's progress?

Re: prompts that you really like....

[(Anonymous)]

+1 Writing for karanguni is a pleasure!

Re: requests ranking game - The Bastard Son and the Devil Himself

[(Anonymous)]

The Bastard Son and the Devil Himself:
https://tagset2023.fandom.tools/#/fandom/3102

Re: requests ranking game

[(Anonymous)]

*scrambles to bookmark the non-con tentacles request*

Re: Who's already started writing?

[(Anonymous)]

finished assignment #1, almost 5k into treat #1!

i haven't started the pinch hit i picked up, and i'd like to write at least one more treat (i've got a couple others if i can swing those too), but the length of this treat might eat up a lot of valuable writing time :/

man, First Yuletide Enthusiasm is a hell of a drug.

Re: Oh crap

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT admires your skills, well done! I am sad, I loved the first season. The second has been a huge disappointment and just feels "off" in comparison. I wonder if executive meddling is to blame. Oh well.

I do still love the characters I requested so that will enable me to enjoy my gift if I get that fandom.

Re: Oh crap

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I have very much learned my lesson. Going back to previous method of requesting old closed canons only from now on. So much better.

Re: Who's already started writing?

[(Anonymous)]

Not quite but I hope to soon.

Going to re-watch the canon I'm assigned to get the vibe going and then fingers crossed. I want to get my main assignment done sooner rather than later because there are a fair few treat I want to write for people as well.

my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

untherius and biblioscribler write for each other and are so taken with each other's work that they become a cowriting team

[(Anonymous)]

good ofmd is dead now we never has to hear about it any more

Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

Who's Biblioscribler?

Re: Who's already started writing?

[(Anonymous)]

Need to canon review, but my recipient's prompts have given me a few ideas and the vibe they want is definitely in my wheelhouse.

Re: Favorite commenters

[(Anonymous)]

KannaOphelia is! Can't find NeverWinterThistle on the app though.

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck off

Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

the person with the pinch hit that only requested disney porn, has signed up to a lot of exchanges this year, only managed to complete two fics, both of which were rejected for being like this:

Donald was a bit relieved to get that off his chest as she led him to stand up and switched places spreading baring her pussy to him. He stared in wonder at her pink lips gazing up and down at her body staring hungrily between her breasts and pussy unsure where to touch first. Daisy reached out and brought one hand to her left breast. He squeezed it slightly enjoying the warmth of her feathers, hearing Daisy moan. He massaged and rubbed gentle circles around her nipples making keen as he lean in a kissed her sucking slightly on one breast than the other.

“MGMGNG….uhgh… YEs” she keened arching her chest out to maximize contact as he squeezed. Her hips began undulating, desperate for contact. He jumped as he felt her stroke his cock with one hand and began to massage her clit with the other hand. He reached out slowly to pleasure her, but unsure how to.

Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

All I could think was, surely Daisy has a cloaca?

Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

Looks a bit like my last attempt at writing porn. If you ever have me as your assigned author, request porn and don't get it, now you know why. Be grateful.

Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

The prompt did say no bestiality while asking for cartoon duck sex, so that part I feel is not the author's fault

[(Anonymous)]

Or they can kiss a butt. Every butt deserves love!

Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

As long as said team never writes for me, we're golden.

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen multiple people legit argue that no one actually enjoys anal sex and it's something bottoms only put up with for the sake of the top's pleasure.

I've seen even more people who don't like it when tops show any hint of emotion or outward care because that's "feminine" and makes them too much like a bottom.

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT

I change my answer to this

Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

Then Oscar Isaac, Frank Grillo, and Callan Mulvey star in some sort of twisted Disney adaptation, and Bibliuntherius can write for Huntress79 and kalika_999 forever.