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Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to see you stay calm if someone peddled their 9/11 porn every exchange.

Characters are trying to join the Mile High Club! Turns out they're on a plane that's gotten hijacked and will crash into the world trade center, oh no! Can they finish their fuck before they die?

It's easy for you to say nazis don't real, because you're on a different continent and to you that's never been more than the fun evil antagonists from Indiana Jones or Captain America.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Americans have had to deal with 9/11 terrorism porn peddled across something like fifty movies by now and politicians that fuck over first responders and soldiers trotting it out at minimum twice a year.

Americans also birthed the KKK, which is where Nazis pulled a good majority of their bullshit from.

They are also dealing with a huge revival of Nazism and have an actual Nazi as president.

Trying to turn this into countrywank by picking the one non-German country that is feeling the most Nazi drama right now certainly is a freezing cold take.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

You sure like to feel important.

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[(Anonymous)]

You sound like a fucking idiot, and this is why people hate Americans. People are being rounded into camps and murdered in both China and Kashmir right now, and the crackdowns in places like Hungary, Venezuela etc are far worse than the USA's pathetic politics. Oppression Olympics are dumb, but claiming you have it worst is outright fucking offensive.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

I’m not an American, Harold. And there are camps all over America too. Walking away for a second and then coming back with the exactly same countrywank argument still isn’t going to work when you haven’t even got your facts together.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a different coalie, you moron, and if you're not American you're even stupider than I thought.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

DC


....They referred to Americans as a third party in their entire comment? How did you miss that the first time....

I guess I’ll never get the appeal of country-wank. I have no nationalistic bone in my body lmao carry on, sorry.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Show us where the US are imprisoning 1.5 million uyghurs then.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

DC

Yes, China is fucking terrible. This is not news. But don't be disingenuous and act like you don't know about the US's camps full of Mexican children.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Don't you know? Only america is real. Everyone else is fun stuff on tv that you can yell about.

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[(Anonymous)]

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Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Good lord you are dumb. White extremists are quite literally this biggest domestic threat in the USA right now. 99% of the terrorism events this year were done by Nazis and that estimate may even be me rounding down low. The fuck are you pulling 9/11 out of your ass for?

The British Army ruined many a life and country too but Age of Sail shit is still popular. Irish people have a million reasons to be bitter at any British canon. Presidential RPF is fucked up. Alexander the Great is in the tagset and we all know that wasn’t a consensual campaign.

All of this is fiction written by hobbyists bitch, get a grip.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

k your last two paragraphs happened centuries to thousands of years ago

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

The Iraq war happened less than two decades ago. President RPF is happening right now.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Bob is a firefighter in New York. He's been trying to impress Bill for three weeks and today he invited him to take a look at his fire truck. He's just about to get the blowjob of his life when the alarm sounds. The world trade center is on fire?! How will Bill cope when Bob never returns? Will he spend the rest of his life sucking firefighter dicks to deal with his grief?

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Hot a nerve, huh? Resulting to misoginistic slurs sure shows what you really are.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

I’m sorry let me make it gender neutral: Kill yourself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Billy-Bob's identical twin brother broke a leg and can't do the super important job he's been preparing for for months! He hasn't asked for a favour since they were 9 years old, there's no way Billy-Bob could say no... wait, he has to pilot a plane? Into a building? Billy-Bob wants to refuse, but his identical twin brother's coworker is awfully hot. Can their romance bloom in the few hours before they crash?

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

It's funny how you defend aquatics up and down this thread, but three comments about a tragedy you care about and it's time to pull out the death wishes. A+ hypocrisy.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

ncyrt

I know people who act about British colonialism the way aquatics does about Desert Peach and it's SUPER SUPER CREEPY. This is not the gotcha you think it is.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

+ 1

Christ on a bike.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Bob and Tom are having a quicky in the office but suddenly everyone is panicking! The building has been hit by a plane and is on fire! Can Tom come before they burn to death?

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

I'd find that in poor taste, but not really in the same ballpark as what's happening here, which would be more like "oh, poor Adil Atta ended up flying the plane by accident."

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

DC

Characters are trying to join the Mile High Club! Turns out they're on a plane that's gotten hijacked and will crash into the world trade center, oh no! Can they finish their fuck before they die?

To be honest, as an American I think that would be hilarious.

Also I'm not sure how you know what continent coalies are typing from, or how WW II factors into their personal history. I was born over here, but most of what should have been my generation in my family wasn't born anywhere because two thirds of the family got gassed. Nazis aren't an abstraction to me.

(I also think CYRT's argument is dumb as bag of rocks, but this kind of baseless ad hominem is not a refutation of it.)

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I can clearly see you think this is a gotcha, but I sure don't see why you think that.