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Good lord you are dumb. White extremists are quite literally this biggest domestic threat in the USA right now. 99% of the terrorism events this year were done by Nazis and that estimate may even be me rounding down low. The fuck are you pulling 9/11 out of your ass for?

The British Army ruined many a life and country too but Age of Sail shit is still popular. Irish people have a million reasons to be bitter at any British canon. Presidential RPF is fucked up. Alexander the Great is in the tagset and we all know that wasn’t a consensual campaign.

All of this is fiction written by hobbyists bitch, get a grip.

k your last two paragraphs happened centuries to thousands of years ago

The Iraq war happened less than two decades ago. President RPF is happening right now.

Bob is a firefighter in New York. He's been trying to impress Bill for three weeks and today he invited him to take a look at his fire truck. He's just about to get the blowjob of his life when the alarm sounds. The world trade center is on fire?! How will Bill cope when Bob never returns? Will he spend the rest of his life sucking firefighter dicks to deal with his grief?

Supernatural alone made insert your OTP into tragic situations a thing. I don’t get why you think this is novel or clever lol. It’s old hat dude.

Hot a nerve, huh? Resulting to misoginistic slurs sure shows what you really are.

I’m sorry let me make it gender neutral: Kill yourself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Billy-Bob's identical twin brother broke a leg and can't do the super important job he's been preparing for for months! He hasn't asked for a favour since they were 9 years old, there's no way Billy-Bob could say no... wait, he has to pilot a plane? Into a building? Billy-Bob wants to refuse, but his identical twin brother's coworker is awfully hot. Can their romance bloom in the few hours before they crash?

I hope someone rapes you.

Bob's boss Tom has been sexually abusing him for weeks... now the office is on fire because a plane crashed into the building! Will Bob use the chance for revenge or will he try to save Tom? Can romance possibly bloom if they escape the building with only 2nd-degree burns? Or should Bob go for the sexy firefighter who is coughing his lungs out at the hospital ward?

I feel like naming your protagonist Billy-Bob has somewhat diminished the verisimilitude of this flash fic.

They’re just replying to themselves saying edgy shit at this point, it was never going to be great lit, coalie.

It's funny how you defend aquatics up and down this thread, but three comments about a tragedy you care about and it's time to pull out the death wishes. A+ hypocrisy.

It’s just people saying edgy shit to one another coalie (and that is being generous, it’s very likely sameannoning). This was very common on old coal. When meme is slow and the new crowd roams in, it always brings people like this who are ~*~*~*~*~above the snowflakes~*~*~*~*~

ncyrt

I know people who act about British colonialism the way aquatics does about Desert Peach and it's SUPER SUPER CREEPY. This is not the gotcha you think it is.

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Christ on a bike.

Bob and Tom are having a quicky in the office but suddenly everyone is panicking! The building has been hit by a plane and is on fire! Can Tom come before they burn to death?

I'd find that in poor taste, but not really in the same ballpark as what's happening here, which would be more like "oh, poor Adil Atta ended up flying the plane by accident."

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