One Wank After Another

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A blank assignment is a funny thing, isn't it? When you have it, you don't appreciate it, and when you miss it, it's gone.

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Comments

Re: wanks you're predicting this yuletide

[(Anonymous)]

Hard to say. It's always something that comes out of nowhere, like a clear DNW violation or someone writing something that makes you go, wtf.

If I had to guess a fandom, I feel Murderbot is a good contender, though, because so many of those sign-ups are already simmering with potential. You've got blank ones/placeholders, ones that have DNW lists that feel like that fandom's greatest hits of wank, at least two sign-ups that put the majority of their DNWs in their letters, and the very real possibility that more than a few recipients are hoping to get book canon rather than the show. And if someone writes any kind of smut...

Re: wanks you're predicting this yuletide

[(Anonymous)]

Unpopular opinion but I feel like adaptations that don't really vary from the source at all shouldn't be allowed as "small" fandoms. Murderbot had its day in the Yuletide sun, and now the migratory writers have shown up, let them write fic for the gen pop.

Re: wanks you're predicting this yuletide

[(Anonymous)]

Is this a prediction or do you just want to start the wank now?

Re: wanks you're predicting this yuletide

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know what a migratory writer is, but I do know migration takes a ton of energy, so I'm happy to let them recover and nourish themselves in Murderbot (tv) before they write off to their final winter destination.

Re: wanks you're predicting this yuletide

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know what a migratory writer is

It's the people writing tropey slush about the cis het male human character, HTH!

Re: wanks you're predicting this yuletide

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, you mean the good shit

Re: wanks you're predicting this yuletide

[(Anonymous)]

MB will bring asexy wank (hopefully)