One Wank After Another

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A blank assignment is a funny thing, isn't it? When you have it, you don't appreciate it, and when you miss it, it's gone.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That's not what risible means

[(Anonymous)]

You're right, I cut a clause but didn't edit it well enough. The clause originally read something like "you think it's risible to shittalk your recip on socmed and claim it's okay because their fandom fucking sucks", IOW that it's farcical to claim this as a motivation because the recip's behavior doesn't warrant such a thing.

[(Anonymous)]

That's still not what risible means

[(Anonymous)]

Uh-huh. So the answer to "why, though?" really is just "because I said so", then?

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't read your essay because I stopped in the first paragraph after I saw you misusing words to try to make your babble look smarter than it is.

[(Anonymous)]

It's okay nonny, functional illiteracy is a common problem. If you google "adult literacy centers near me" you'll be able to find some help <3

[(Anonymous)]

Will they be able to give me material that you can take home to look up the meanings of words so you don't waste other people's time on thesaurus vomit?

[(Anonymous)]

You're soooo mad, I definitely think you read more of it. But the question is in the first graf, and you won't answer! Interesting.

[(Anonymous)]

Honey, I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.

[(Anonymous)]

You fucked up in the actual first sentence of your wall of text and you think anyone kept going past that? Sorry to tell you...

[(Anonymous)]

No, the first sentence of my medium-length comment was "why, though?" You can still answer!

[(Anonymous)]

You want us to just answer "Why, though" with no context? Then why the fuck did you write another half dozen paragraphs?

[(Anonymous)]

You could read them to find out but you've stated you won't. The question, however, does remain, and can be answered.

[(Anonymous)]

Sunlight reaches Earth's atmosphere and is scattered in all directions by all the gases and particles in the air. Blue light is scattered more than the other colors because it travels as shorter, smaller waves. This is why we see a blue sky most of the time.

[(Anonymous)]

Defensive <3

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really worried about your ability to understand what's happening in the world around you.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh no! Anyway

[(Anonymous)]

That's not how that meme works either LOL

[(Anonymous)]

Look at this baby trying to be smart. It’s so cute.