One Wank After Another

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A blank assignment is a funny thing, isn't it? When you have it, you don't appreciate it, and when you miss it, it's gone.

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Comments

Re: what are better sounding words then penis?

[(Anonymous)]

For me, it would depend on when the story is set and what word the POV character would use. Member and manhood don't read as cheesy if the setting isn't a modern one, or if the POV character is old fashioned or sheltered.

Re: what are better sounding words then penis?

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Also, the age and personality of the characters. Teenagers would be more likely to use words like 'boner'. A very sexually repressed character might avoid using any word altogether, just alluding to genitals.

Incidentally, I also like 'dick', but I know not everyone is fond of that word.

Re: what are better sounding words then penis?

[(Anonymous)]

+2 The best term is the one the pov character would use (even if it sounds a bit funny to you)