One Wank After Another

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A blank assignment is a funny thing, isn't it? When you have it, you don't appreciate it, and when you miss it, it's gone.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

dc

I'm sorry you don't even have a screen or can't read what you've typed. :(

[(Anonymous)]

try writng in the dark, hitting retun is a crapshot

seroiply half the time i hit * or ´insted and makee it worse

[(Anonymous)]

cyrt

I can type with my eyes closed so I'd be fine thanks.

You'd have better luck convincing people if you stopped posting gibberish, didn't call people fuckheads like you're the toughest little teenager out there, and actually stopped to consider that other coalies might have a point.

[(Anonymous)]

nah im allowed to call a condescneding asshole a condscneding asshole

ohh ohhh i looked at the ao3 tag for the book nd theres only a handful of rape fics!!! clwarly this means its eaaaaasy to avoid any and all references to the tons of canonical rape!!!

that coalie had no point exceot to be an asshole

like i said i looked at the first ten fics, two were crossover, one was a suicidal origoinal character and the others all contained a fuckton of references to canonical rape. to be clear, the crossovers and the suicidal orignal charaxter might have contained rape refs too, i just didnt check those

That coalie was extremely wrong.

okay, lets play: how do you propose to avoid any hint of rape when pretty much everything abotu every character is because of rape or at least influenced by rape?

even karlas hair style is because of the trhreat of rape. she had to live with her uncle, who murdered her parents, and he wanted to rapoe her so she chopped off her hair to make herslef less appealing. and jeanelle couldnt help her because jeanelle was in a three-year sort of coma durin that time because shed gotten raped. and before that jeanelle was in and out of a mental institue that was a front for pedos to rape mentally unstable girls

[(Anonymous)]

"like honey how tf did you read those books"

Welp, guess you're a condescending asshole.

Instead of this unhinged hissyfit here, ask mods to relay a question whether they mean onscreen rape or absolutely no mentions, nothing rape-related implied whatsoever, not even hairdos(!). Or ignore the requests you can't work with and move the fuck on. You know, like a normal functioning adult would.

[(Anonymous)]

... why would you make up fake quotes when the post you replied is right there?

[(Anonymous)]

Fake quote? It's in the original comment.

[(Anonymous)]

lol you tried a thing, didn't you

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think you ever wanted to write a treat tbh I think you just wanted to complain about all the ways you think the letter writers are silly little fools.