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y'all only write fan fiction cos ya can't get boyfriends

This is true. My husband doesn't like it when I have a boyfriend.

Same :(

true! my girlfriend likes it tho

Yeah, I guess so. Anyway, what with my wife, my son and my cats, there's no room for a boyfriend around here! So, it's just as well.

Yes, that makes it better.

My last bf got eaten alive by my rats, so really I'm doing them a favor

what year is this

Why are people in the replies like, "Well, actually, I'm MARRIED."

because they can't get boyfriends!

I mean, there are a lot of ways to make fun of a post that stupid. "Joke's on you, I'm married" is just one of them.

What did you expect in the replies? People going 'yeah that's true'?

orrrr they could just go yah boom jiggy boom boom diggity hop

y'all only post on coal cos ya can't get boyfriends

nah your boyfriends can't get coal

ok this one's valid