Morbane's coal

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In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Me: Ooooh, explicit F/F for two hot and famously bisexuals hip-hop artists, sign me up!
Also me 20 minutes later: I need a shower for what I suspect was straight-dude-fic written with one hand.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Dammit, I was really excited to read that one too.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Don't let CYRT and their fit of the vapours put you off, it's good. And I probably wouldn't have found it otherwise!

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Haven't read the fic but comments like these are why femslashers are so often scared to write nasty porn. Thumbs down, nonny.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

+1

wtf, op.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

+2. And the fic is good, if it's the one I think they meant.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

I don't owe anyone being nice about creepy fic.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Then fuck off.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Two dollars says this is the same idiot going on about ~misogyny on page two.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

It's completely normal smut fic, you're fucking weird and boring. Also god forbid someone write smut with one hand.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

You and I read totally different fics, because it did not come across this way at all and was really hot.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

+100

I actually like dudebro porn so I read a lot of it. This does not read like that at ALL.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

You sound straight.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

+1

sorry they weren't holding hands and braiding their pubes enough for you, OP

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

+2. And that's a line I normally hate but not here.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Lmao.