Morbane's coal

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In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not british but I know british people don't talk like that

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Link? I'm British and curious

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

wouldn't be vague if I did that.

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Are we talking "WE MUST GET THE WANK OUT OF THIS SODDING CONTRACEPTION" levels of fake British hilarity?

Re: Vague about bad fics in the collection

[(Anonymous)]

Hilariously enough, the British guy in one of my canons also doesn't talk like British people talk like.