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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2023-10-21 10:01 pm
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And another one!

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-24 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Worse, because they'll feel morally obligated to read until the end and comment. Unless her recip is a non-commenter, in that case I don't care.

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-24 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
+1

I seriously hope she's lying about her wordcount.

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-24 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Imagine being the poor recip and feeling like you have to read over 10,000 words of drivel. I feel like their Christmas would be ruined.

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-24 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever. They're getting longfic, whereas a lot of us are sitting here with minimum wordcount gifts.

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-24 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather get a decent short fic rather than a crap longfic that's a chore to sit through and read.

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-24 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Same

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-24 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
+100

I don't even think there's anything to discuss about this? If you'd rather get 10k of fishspeakers' fic than 1k of good fic, don't sign up for Yuletide.

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-24 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt they write in my fandoms, so it's not a situation I have to worry about, but your assumption is that the minimum word count fic is good, and very often that's not the case. And I'd sure rather have ten times the minimum of whatever quality than minimum word count fic someone dashed off.

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-24 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone minimum's wordcount fic would be better than her fic.

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
This is FS and I claim my 5 pounds.

Evidence: OTT putting down of FS fic as "the worst ever omg pay attention to me look at me I'm unique" in an exchange that annually has colossal wanks and/or staggeringly WTF fic instead of fic that wouldn't have generated any comment at all had it not been for the self-trolling surrounding it consisting of... OTT putting herself down.

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
I’m sure it is but it also seems like it’s time to just stop talking about her, especially in an anon space where it’s impossible to tell if she’s popping up and stirring the pot. The only person actually getting harmed at this point is her recipient, and even then only potentially (maybe they’ll like their gift!), so there’s not much more to get from this situation except “avoid this person at all costs if they show up again in namespace.”

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I agree. Can we please admit that we're beating a dead horse at this point, and it's only giving her more attention?

Re: Treats for fishspeakers' recipient

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Spoken like someone who never received shitty minimum wordcount fic.