And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry I was sleeping coalie, but yes that shit is ableist. Thanks for helping out by commenting. If you want to join the ableist trolling group, we meet on Sundays for brunch.

[(Anonymous)]

I can't eat brunch because of my dietary requirements so this is in fact discrimination.

[(Anonymous)]

We have a full spread for any dietary requirement. But also hello, you must be the actual ableist troll. Please enjoy going and fucking yourself responsibly.

[(Anonymous)]

I can't use condoms because of my latex allergy, can't believe you would say such an ableist thing to me, you disgust me.

[(Anonymous)]

You're using condoms? While you fuck yourself?

This is just a pathetic self own at this point. But also I'm thinking some Omegaverse bullshit is going on here.

[(Anonymous)]

You don't? Your toys must be as nasty as you are, damn!

[(Anonymous)]

If you had friends they could tell you what soap was.

[(Anonymous)]

If you had friends they'd tell you that tutting people for not having toy-friendly soap is classist and assuming that people can easily wash things rather than taking preventative measures to keep them from getting dirty is ableist. Gosh you're so problematic.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol this is pathetic.