And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

nah im not thats not my name

[(Anonymous)]

That is the relationship you have to the subject (author).

[(Anonymous)]

why do they get to be called a proper word and i get a dumb nick name i didnt consent to

[(Anonymous)]

Exchange convention.

[(Anonymous)]

It's not a nickname. It's not specific to you. It's just a shortening of recipient, for all recipients.

[(Anonymous)]

why dont we call the author the auth then

[(Anonymous)]

because author, like recip, is two syllables, whereas recipient is 4, which is more than 2

[(Anonymous)]

some words got more syllables so learn to deal

[(Anonymous)]

I legit suspect it's because author is easier to spell (that's why I use recip anyway, it's because I don't have to double-check where the e goes every time.)

[(Anonymous)]

use a spell check how the hell do you write fic if you cant spell

[(Anonymous)]

authors get called yulegoat in letters all the time still. shut up and eat your slop!!

[(Anonymous)]

I want to be called yulegoat in a letter :(

[(Anonymous)]

MAN THAT AINT MY DAD, THAT'S A CELL PHONE

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, STUPID