And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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[(Anonymous)]

AI killed my crops. My wife left me

[(Anonymous)]

(Strumming a banjo, continuing the verse)

Then my Ford Truck broke down
And my ol hound wagged its last
When AI called the cops
Cuz my house was on fire
Yes, I lit the match
After gettin’ fired in town
It’s been a rough patch
See, my job’s left the country
And my best days’re long past
My wife’s with Alexa and Siri and ChatGPT
It’s really a shame the firemen came
But if I can’t burn I know I can drown

[(Anonymous)]

*line dances solemnly to this banger*