And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I keep having intrusive thoughts of a hilaribad line in a giftfic I got a few months ago, like almost "gotta bail guys I'm in labor" quality shit

It's fucking me up man I can't do anything without it waiting there behind the corners of my brain

[(Anonymous)]

write it down, sing it to the tune of a song you hate, give it a new context to rob it of its power

[(Anonymous)]

Hilaribad lines are the bespoke touches that tells you a giftfic was truly home made! That home might be a fuckin pigsty where a bad writer lives, but as we stand on the cusp of the AI era of machine generated tab-a sliding into slot-b with a focus group-approved amount of prep, we have to appreciate the truly unique oddities that no one asked for but freely destroyed our brains.

Anyway is "gotta bail guys I'm in labor" from something? That's great shit.

[(Anonymous)]

https://web.archive.org/web/20091027102329/http://geocities.com/jnurichan/fics/APantherDuoFic.html