And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Main Collection Opens: Monday 25 December
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

IF YOU ARE A FAN YOU ARE PART OF FANDOM. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS THING CALLED FANDOM AS IF IT ISN'T YOU. YOU. ARE. A. FAN. SO. YOU. ARE. IN. FANDOM. FANDOM ISN'T THIS OTHER GROUP OF PEOPLE WAY OVER THERE DOING SHIT YOU DON'T LIKE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE THOSE PEOPLE OR WHAT THEY DO BUT YOU ARE STILL A PART OF FANDOM AS MUCH AS THEY ARE.

YOU. ARE. FANDOM.

[(Anonymous)]

I assure you whenever I complain about fandom I am including myself in my complaints

[(Anonymous)]

no i am monke

[(Anonymous)]

blorbo?

no.

bonobo.

[(Anonymous)]

bonobo my blorbo

[(Anonymous)]

we should have had bonobofuck orgyworld instead of dogcock genderworld, fuck you supernatural fandom

[(Anonymous)]

yeah I want more gay apes, dammit!

[(Anonymous)]

Are we not all gay apes?

[(Anonymous)]

JUSTICE FOR GAY APES

[(Anonymous)]

some of us are sad apes

[(Anonymous)]

Actually quite a lot of fandoms have that they just call it either polyverse or porn verse or "After Dark" verse

[(Anonymous)]

Wow I didn’t know those tags meant all the characters were bonobos! And to think I’ve been passing them by this whole time

[(Anonymous)]

Well, they aren't labelled bonobos, but "au-world where everybody in the social group is horny apes who are constantly fucking in all possible places and combinations at the drop of a hat" is way closer to bonobos than dogfuck rapeworld is to dogs, that's for sure, and if you want horny apes who are constantly group-fucking, that's the sort of things people label them as.

[(Anonymous)]

cringe

[(Anonymous)]

no u