And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC TMI, NSFW, NSFL

Don't forget the prep, though! :)

[(Anonymous)]

men should still be banned

[(Anonymous)]

One of the aforementioned scolding kinksters, I see ;) You've Been A Very Bad Troll, Coalie! *waggles finger*

[(Anonymous)]

yuck

[(Anonymous)]

No, just men.

[(Anonymous)]

Men are awesome! They have butts.

[(Anonymous)]

Get help.

[(Anonymous)]

get banned

[(Anonymous)]

Wow you really don't know where you are do you?

[(Anonymous)]

get banned from real life you dumb fuck

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, this is so pathetic it's almost cute.

[(Anonymous)]

tick tock

[(Anonymous)]

On the clock, but the party don't stop, no...oh oh oh oh OH...oh oh oh oh Oh

[(Anonymous)]

Please! My brother is dying!

HELP HIM!

[(Anonymous)]

Lassie is on the way!

[(Anonymous)]

Stop calling me Lassie, Shawn.

[(Anonymous)]

Why the warning? I’m not seeing mentions of your personal anal prep experiences!

[(Anonymous)]

I like to scissors my fingers all up in there and then use some honey for lube.