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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2023-10-21 10:01 pm
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And another one!

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
+1

I do think it's a little micromanagey when people DNW scat, though :/ I never publish fics that don't have explicit toilet scenes in them, so they're basically trying to force me to change my whole brand just for them? If it really triggers them, fine, but they should really explain that, because now it just looks like they're trying to control what I write. Couldn't they just read it anyway?

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Also clearly the exact same thing. Writers are so good at analogies and parallels.

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
DC

IMHO that is a 100% gen work.

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
A metaphor is a figure of speech that describes an object or action in a way that isn’t literally true, but helps explain an idea or make a comparison.

Here are the basics:

A metaphor states that one thing is another thing
It equates those two things not because they actually are the same, but for the sake of comparison or symbolism
If you take a metaphor literally, it will probably sound very strange (are there actually any sheep, black or otherwise, in your family?)
Metaphors are used in poetry, literature, and anytime someone wants to add some color to their language

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
There, there.

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like, we get it, you don't normally write in terms of chapters. Just find the scene-change closest to the center point and write "continued in part 2" under it. Congrats you've done it.

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
UGH. Schrodinger's Gen strikes again.

WHY DOES SOME FUCKER ALWAYS DO THIS, EVERY FUCKING YEAR? EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. YEAR!!!

JFC, if you can't write the ship, just don't fucking offer it! There are plenty of gen requests!

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Different people have different levels they consider shippy. Some people think friends with cute interaction is shippy. Other people don't think it counts unless they fuck. There's a range.

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
nah cannot ofmd banned go kiss a butt

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Tumblr interpretations of ~shippy don't count. There needs to be some direct intention that there is a romantic relationship. And there is nothing here. EPH deserved. Author bad. If I was a mod, I'd preemptively ban them from any exchange I run going forward.

Re: The big wanksplosion

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Or... the AI ends up being a better writer than the participant who used it!

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, okay.

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like they have a fic now!

Re: Looking for treats that...

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much!

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Good!

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, rejected fic author!

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
CYRT

Reading comprehension isn't your thing, is it?

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
SA

Sorry, that's unfair of me. Did you misfire and reply to the wrong comment?

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
cyrt

I did indeed - my apologies!

Re: ToT EPH

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hi, rejected fic author!

Re: How are things going so far?

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I do this, too, but it doesn't necessarily end up with me writing fic they're particularly into, so

there's too much

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(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
We keep hearing about Balder’s Gate, but what about Balder’s Clit? 🤔

Re: Looking for treats that...

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
This recipient has explicit general likes listed and one of their fandoms is the movie Bottoms with a request for Hazel and PJ (and they mention liking how horny PJ is): https://firstlovelatespring.dreamwidth.org/12870.html

This recipient is looking for some explicit Ramona/Destiny fic from Hustlers: https://impertinence.dreamwidth.org/699472.html

This recipient is looking for some explicit Jane/Sabina fic from Charlie's Angel (2019 film): https://onedrive.live.com/edit.aspx?cid=5b5ad3eb54fef539&resid=5B5AD3EB54FEF539!171&ithint=file%2Cdocx&redeem=aHR0cHM6Ly8xZHJ2Lm1zL3cvcyFBam4xX2xUcjAxcGJnU3RDQ0NCbkxMRE1qYUxrP2U9R1BUNjdn&migratedtospo=true

(Anonymous) 2023-11-03 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
i like that the f/f is finally getting some shitposting space in here