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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2023-10-21 10:01 pm
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And another one!

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

Nominations: Monday 18 to Thursday 28 September (Coordination | Evidence Post)
Sign-ups: Friday 13 to Saturday 21 October (NYR | Promo Post)
Assignments Out: Monday 23 October (may be earlier)
Default Deadline: Monday 11 December
Assignment Deadline: Monday 18 December
Main Collection Opens: Monday 25 December
Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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(Anonymous) 2023-10-28 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually have something like an idea for my assignment!

Re: Trick or Treat

(Anonymous) 2023-10-28 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I just finished my second treat (it still needs a lot of editing though).

Re: Placeholder letters

(Anonymous) 2023-10-28 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Me.

They're a friend though and I know pretty well what they like, so I won't poke.

Re: Trick or Treat

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I have cleared the decks tonight of all other obligations solely to write some treats!

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
SOD OFF DICKYFART

Re: requests ranking game - My Adventures with Superman

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Eight requests to choose from!

https://tagset2023.fandom.tools/#/fandom/1540

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, Huntress.

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
He totally qualifies! https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Oscar%20Isaac/works

There's even Oscar Isaac/You! She could just request that FFS.

Re: Requests ranking game - Farscape edition

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
ALIAS, that's the other one I was trying to think of. God, that trope is so stupid.

Re: Requests ranking game - Farscape edition

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
X-Files did that constantly with MOTW and arc storylines, too, not just Scully. I forget if it happened on Millennium, but I feel like it must have?

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
vent unclear; cannot tell if username of someone being annoying on another platform or just general insult

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
The RPF yes, but not the ship. Reader (RPF) wouldn't get accepted in yuletide.

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
the thought of dickyfart as someone's username made me literally lol

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's a perfectly cromulent name.

Re: Requests ranking game - Farscape edition

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Idk, my Farscape ships are like John/Chiana, Aeryn/Crais, Aeryn/D'Argo, John/D'Argo, Braca/Scorpius....there aren't a lot of us but there are people outside the John/Aeryn and John/Scorpius tankers in the shipping lanes.

Re: Tell me about your favorite yuletide experience

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Someone wrote me a hilarious epistolary fic with fake facebook posts and tweets. It was brilliant.

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Coalie, we need to know who this is. Are they from the New England line of Dickyfarts, or one those vulgar new money West Coast Dickyfarts?

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Given we were discussing stinkbuggery's letter a few threads up I just assumed it was a yuletide participant.

Re: Serial non-commenters

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
If a gift they got five years ago is still in their last five to ten gifts, there's no way to figure out if they're a serial noncommenter. Generally when we talk about those, we mean people like huntress79 or obsessive_reader or flipflop_diva who sign up for a lot of exchanges then are too shitty to say thank you for all the gifts that pile up.

Re: Dream author

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
+1

I was shocked at author reveals. But the story was good? Does not compute.

Re: Placeholder letters

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
urgh not this dumb troll from failmeme

Re: Placeholder letters

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Being frustrated at someone who frequently over-promises and almost never comes through does not make someone a troll. Their behavior is obnoxious, period.

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Tess of the D'Ickeyfarts?

Re: Trick or Treat

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Shaked one of my gifts down to wordcount. 2412.

Re: requests ranking game - Barbie

(Anonymous) 2023-10-29 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I can tell from your comments how much you truly do not care.