And another one!

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I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

DC

If you don't want them, make sure to DNW them if you request xeno, furry or similar, because DNW: bestiality is not that.
A mod wouldn't give you an EPH for a bestiality DNW violation because you hate a cloaca in your Daisy Duck PWP gift. They would give you an EPH if Daisy Duck fucked a non-sentient animal.
I can see it as getting too close to the DNW if the sentient animal looks too much like an actual animal, but this is really not this case. If a duck wears clothes, has a human house, lives in a human city and uses their wings as arms, it's way too human to be close to bestiality. If someone wrote Simba/Nala porn, I can see how it'd get closer to the DNW (but still not bestiality).

Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

NC Look, if someone requests, IDK, Wee John/Izzy with no bestiality, I will not write them a fic where Wee John secretly has octopus genitals. That's an asshole move.

If someone requests Ariel/Ursula with no bestiality? I totally am. A) requesting part-animal-people porn is opting into animal parts; B) furries (and furry-adjacent Disney porn fandom) have well-established definitions that I will assume you also know: c) if you can't be bothered to think through your DNWs in depth as they relate to your specific requests I can't either.

Re: my greatest yuletide fantasy

[(Anonymous)]

We have very different approaches to this and that's cool.

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

stump fisting

Re: Requests ranking game - Farscape edition

[(Anonymous)]

nc

god what was with all the sketchy scifi pregnancies in that era, it really sucked

[(Anonymous)]

Vague bitch? But also, if they see it, that means that they're also on coal? So, it's not like they're any better?

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

A little tame.

[(Anonymous)]

DA As a sample set of one, I am pretty sure that I list reincarnation, genderswap, modern AUs etc. in my likes, so if it were me and you did that, I would like it. (I would love it haha)

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

Not this year, but remember the year someone requested CSA and bestiality for Inside Out? I'm still in awe of how they gave no fucks (and got fic with it!)

(They did give prompts that weren't that and sounded equally excited about them, I just remember the darkfic ones being wanked about.)

[(Anonymous)]

I would ask why you have to reveal at the last minute. Relying on a last-minute twist is usually bad writing anyway. There's usually a better way to tell the same story where the readers get to follow along and be more invested.

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

You being squicked does not make something objectionable.

Re: Requests ranking game - Farscape edition

[(Anonymous)]

they said "least favorite" not "doesn't like at all" though

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

When you just say 'stump fisting' it does super objectionable, but I think in the context of the characters and their relationship, and considering the tone of the fisting scene in the canon, it doesn't seem like it'd be that difficult to write a very romantic (and hopefully hot) take on this.

Re: Oh crap

[(Anonymous)]

Original Favorite Male Dog

[(Anonymous)]

I'd be fine with it for my canons, but most of mine have identity issues into their premise or involve long-lived supernatural beings so it wouldn't be out of character for anyone to pose as someone else. I'd probably appreciate some foreshadowing for it, though, so it's not just people acting completely different for the majority of the story and then suddenly dropping the mask entirely and oh, it was them all along.

Re: requests ranking game

[(Anonymous)]

From (TV show, 5 requests)
https://tagset2023.fandom.tools/#/fandom/3257

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

I can point you towards the scat cluster.

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

It's not my particular interest, but I'm intrigued by what cluster might mean. Is there a certain fandom that leans towards it?

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

It's just three people that have gifted each other scat. Which is a weird sentence to type.

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

Does the stump get fucked, or does someone get fucked with the stump?

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

Someone getting fucked with the stump. And yes thematically it would be a nice fit. Zhu's hand-ectomy leads to the big triumphant moment in canon where she goes, actually fuck destiny, I can achieve great things no matter what body I have. Plus the fisting is already canon. Also sometimes she uses magic to attach a hand made of glowing light to her stump, and imo it would be a cute scene for her to fuck her wife with the magic hand.

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

I was absolutely convinced this was going to be about The Perfection.

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

No one nominated it, but maybe next year.

Re: What's the most objectionable smut request you've seen this year?

[(Anonymous)]

what canon is this eyes emoji

Re: Requests ranking game - Farscape edition

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT

I know! There was Aeryn on Farscape, Scully on X-Files (a couple of times!), Kara on BSG, Olivia on Fringe, I forget who all else....not that all of those shows were on at the same time but it was really a terrible trope. I just felt like screaming, "Enough! Stop it with the weird babies!" And so much fucked up stuff about women being sterile, too.