And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

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Sign-ups: Friday 13 to Saturday 21 October (NYR | Promo Post)
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Default Deadline: Monday 11 December
Assignment Deadline: Monday 18 December
Main Collection Opens: Monday 25 December
Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

True, although there's a touch of the issueficcy-ness in B_O's proghet.

But a better example of an issuefic writer would be Rosefox or whatever they're going by these days.

[(Anonymous)]

excuse me but what the actual fuck is this place

Re: requests ranking game

[(Anonymous)]

same. i will say that at least the one person who ships Xenk with someone other than Edgin is... creative...

[(Anonymous)]

ur momas house

[(Anonymous)]

a chilis

[(Anonymous)]

The seventh circle of hell.

[(Anonymous)]

kitty cat land

Re: Opt in vs opt out, a perennial favourite - drug use

[(Anonymous)]

I DNW drugs even if they don't appear in canon, because I got a gift that was 1000 words of the characters smoking and thinking about how wonderful it was.

Sometimes DNWs are a series of autopsies of terrible gifts.

[(Anonymous)]

my butt

Re: requests ranking game

[(Anonymous)]

Six requests for His Dark Materials.

https://tagset2023.fandom.tools/#/fandom/749

Re: Opt in vs opt out, a perennial favourite - drug use

[(Anonymous)]

These kinds of horror stories underline why I actually don’t bother with very in depth DNW other than things I think a good author might include if they didn’t know specifically that I didn’t like them; usually someone dumb enough to write a Yuletide story with something really bad wouldn’t have written a good story even if I had very strict guidelines excluding weird kinks or whatever.

Re: F/F canons to treat

[(Anonymous)]

DC

I'm definitely eyeing the Suspiria request myself for treating. I really love that movie for all sorts of reasons.

[(Anonymous)]

All the butt stuff emporium and taco shack.

[(Anonymous)]

I think most people are just here because they have a humiliation/scolding kink tbf. It's the place to be if you wanna scold or get scolded

[(Anonymous)]

And a petting zoo, but the only animal is a rabbit.

[(Anonymous)]

We do enjoy a good finger wagging if you know what I mean and I think you do.

[(Anonymous)]

or a butt wagging tbqh

[(Anonymous)]

WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC TMI, NSFW, NSFL

Don't forget the prep, though! :)

[(Anonymous)]

Alana would never go on Coal, coalie. Well, hardly ever.

[(Anonymous)]

men should still be banned

Re: F/F canons to treat

[(Anonymous)]

Is there a compilation or easy source to find all the canon in one place?

[(Anonymous)]

I think there might be some baboons on the previous page, but I don't know if I'd want to pet those.

[(Anonymous)]

One of the aforementioned scolding kinksters, I see ;) You've Been A Very Bad Troll, Coalie! *waggles finger*

[(Anonymous)]

yuck

isn't this gorgeous, give kiss

[(Anonymous)]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pbsnature-U2eBqdpUmhbTHFqqJU