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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2023-10-21 10:01 pm
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And another one!

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

Nominations: Monday 18 to Thursday 28 September (Coordination | Evidence Post)
Sign-ups: Friday 13 to Saturday 21 October (NYR | Promo Post)
Assignments Out: Monday 23 October (may be earlier)
Default Deadline: Monday 11 December
Assignment Deadline: Monday 18 December
Main Collection Opens: Monday 25 December
Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


Yuletide Discord for Hippos & Exchanges After Dark Discords for Namespace drama 18+ discussion. Google Group for PHs.



(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure she mentioned mushrooms a few weeks ago. Now I don't know because I have the channel muted.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Where are the new PHs coming from so late after the deadline? Is it because someone didn't fulfill their assignment properly and the mod found out?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Man, at this point I just hope she'll do something ban-worthy and she'll disappear from the exchange scene. Exchanges obviously don't work for her. She should find a new hobby or write fics in the wild.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely wild that you consider drug use to be "disrespectful." Some painful D.A.R.E. damage going on here.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, the mods started checking every story a few years back.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Your US-centrism is showing.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
If you're not even from the US and you're this asswedged about weed and mushrooms then there's literally no hope for you.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
i am deeply nosy and always wish i could find out what the story behind each of them is

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
...why? (i'm not in the discord, genuinely clueless)

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck off, fishspeakers.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Lots of Asian cultures are against drug use, you racist.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tepid bait.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Go back to FFA

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
truly the "go back to gbs" of our time

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Noted.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
But what are Morbane's policies on weed? The People demand to know

Re: Drabble wank?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
This is amazing and exactly what I would have expected from something that evolved from a Monty Python joke.

Re: Last minute treats

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Me! I've got one about 2/3 of the way done. Hoping to get one more done as well...we shall see...

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
+1

Definitely the worst addition to the exchange scene this year.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
NC

I don't care about fishspeakers, but in general, announcing "I will write the gift for you while intoxicated" is just like any other statement that you can't be bothered to devote all of your attention on the gift. IMO, it's no different from "I wrote this is class" or "I wrote this while sick and completely out of it" or "I dashed this off on my phone in the supermarket queue". If you don't have time or aren't in the proper state to actually give writing a gift fic your entire attention so that it's the best gift it can be, then default. Or at least don't announce that you can't/don't want to give it all your attention to the whole world and the recip - maybe they'll never know, if the fic is decent enough. (This is also true for "I didn't consume the canon". Like, don't ever tell your recip you didn't respect them and their request enough to do all the work.)

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
+1

THISSSSS

Re: word count check-in

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)

14k across two fics. Just finished editing my assignment, so maybe I'll manage another treat before reveals!

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes, because of course you know everything about drugs in every single country and the way the subject is treated, and of course everyone should agree with your American ass. How typical.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
As far as I saw, fishspeakers has talked in different times about writing on mushrooms, writing after taking her ADHD meds (for the purpose of writing) and writing for a PH after watching only the first half of a movie. Those are all things I would not want to know about my author, even if they can be harmless.

Re: Last minute treats

(Anonymous) 2023-12-23 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope it's for me!