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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2022-12-25 04:57 pm
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Merry Crisis

On the 7th night of Hanukkah my vindictive author gave to me....

Madness Opens: Mon 26 Dec
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Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Challenge: find a way to sort/filter the archive that puts your fic at the top.

(Filtering in a way that makes your fic the only result is cheating.)

For example, my fic is #1 if you sort the fics with the exact same number of kudos it has by number of bookmarks. Therefore, I win yuletide.

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
A wordcount splice that includes over a dozen fics, then sorted by either kudos or hits

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
*Hands you a trophy inscribed "Master Of Your Form"*

You're the best there is at what you do, if what you do is writing to a very specific length!

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Filtered to include a specific rating, warning, or category; I'm the #1 fic when sorted by hits.

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
*Hands you a trophy inscribed "A Categorical Hit"*

Everybody who likes your sort of thing wants to see what you've got!

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I have the most kudos and comments in my fandom, and not just for fandoms where I wrote the only fics.

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
*Hands you a trophy inscribed "Best in Fandom"*

For your small ponds, you're a very big fish!

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
#1 if you filter for f/f, sort by kudos, and exclude House of the Dragon.

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Might I remind you that this is an anon meme!

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
*Hands you a trophy inscribed "Admiral Ackbar Award"*

Congratulations on being the first person to de-anon yourself with this!

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
DC

Yup, gotta keep it cagey! That's why I used the blanket "rating, warning, or category" to obfuscate a little.

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Go to the fandom, keep it sorted by most recent, and filter out the main character. Mine's on top!

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
*Hands you a trophy inscribed "A True Fan"*

You care about your secondary characters so much you kept writing even after everyone else stopped!

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Choose a certain word count range and sort by bookmarks and my story is the top

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Go to the fandom with two fics, sort by either word count or kudos.

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sort by the right category (including one and excluding all the rest), rating, and then sort alphabetically by title

Re: Everybody gets a trophy

(Anonymous) 2022-12-28 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Choose a certain tag from the tag cloud and then sort by kudos, ta-da, #1!