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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2022-12-25 04:57 pm
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Merry Crisis

On the 7th night of Hanukkah my vindictive author gave to me....

Madness Opens: Mon 26 Dec
Author Reveals: Sun Jan 1

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Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I am sooo close to 1:1 hit:kudos . Hooray!

I have almost no hits. Boo!

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Why is that a good thing? That would mean for certain that nobody is coming back to read your fic more than once, and that’s just sad.

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
0/10 on the troll ranking chart. Too obvious.

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
I’m not trolling. This is my genuine opinion. >:(

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
P sure AO3 doesn’t count repeat visits it hit count anymore

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
I attempted to test this but my hits seem to go up completely randomly.

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Some of my gifts I’ve revisited (per the count in my history) more times than the total number of hits they have.

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
How the hell is that a troll comment?

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? "Oh no, it's so sad that nobody loves your fic enough to come back and read it more than once" when it's part of a Yuletide collection that hadn't even been open 24 hours? Never mind how it wouldn't matter if someone came back a hundred times?

They're either stupid or an ass trying to make somebody feel bad, and it reads to me like the latter.

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
+1

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
CYRT: Fair point. I misread.

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn’t trying to make anyone feel bad. :(

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok Gheyn

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Do we really need to cross the wank streams?

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes :)

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay then! *disappears into wank singularity*

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-27 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Then what WAS your intent?

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-27 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
lol assuming coalies think before they comment

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I seem to have achieved an impossible ratio, with 2 comments, 4 kudos, and 3 hits?!?

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
1 fic, 2 comments, 3 hits, 4 kudos... Gotta get 5 bookmarks!

Re: Ratio navelgazing

(Anonymous) 2022-12-26 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen a couple of other fics in the collection that said they only had two hits yet had three or four kudos. Guess it must be updating kudos numbers more frequently than it refreshes the hit counter?