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NCYRT

Ah. Well, the original is very gruesome and actually horror.

… How, though? Is Kill Bill horror because it’s gorey and handles some brutal topics?

Have you watched the original?

I’ve watched enough other horror, action, and crime movies to just think you’re full of shit unless you can come up with something.

So you haven't watched it, you're just wanking. That's boring.

It's in the style of filming and the framing.

I guess slashers aren't horror either. :(

NCYRT

Let's play a game instead, there's some lazy wank brewing here. *yawn*

They are playing a game over there, but I find the Butts Game even more boring than this wank. :(

CYRT

Maybe a different game?

Incredibly boring and kind of sad, if it's one coalie responding endlessly to themselves.

Coal in general is kind of sad if it's one coalie responding endlessly to themselves.

What is coal? What is love? What is the universe?

What is life if not life endlessly responding to itself?

True. But one coalie with a butt compulsion is somehow sadder.

_coal is definitely more than one butt compulsion, lol

I've seen it listed under horror, so I guess for some people it is.

CYRT

I believe you, but it's not really relevant here. I don't think the original one was even in the tagset.