Don't Stop Coal Now!

[coalcube]

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real coal time
I feel alive
And the exchange I'll turn it inside out, yeah
I'm floating around in agony
So, (don't stop me now)
(Don't stop me)
'Cause I'm having a coal time, having a coal time~


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[(Anonymous)]

SA: politically correct clarification: most vulvas are pink from the inner labia inward. Outer labia and pubic mound tend to match the person who owns the vulva (although the carpet does not always match the drapes.)

Source: I have seen many vulvas in my day, and also the cloacas of many birds and reptiles (for normal non-zoophilia purposes).

Also, if you're talking fish the color of the inside of the clussy is going to depend on what metal the fish uses in their blood/ichor. I'm not an aquarist or a fish so I can't speak on fish clussy.

[(Anonymous)]

I DO NOT APPRECIATE LEARNING THAT CL*WNS HAVE CLOACAS

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's a joke because the only "clown" in nature, thus something in possession of a clussy, is a clownfish.

[(Anonymous)]

no it's because someone tried to bring the "clussy" meme into a previous post, and coal collectively decided that it must mean cloaca pussy, due to not previously caring about the clussy meme.

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, so are we imagining a pussy that we also shit out of? I'm not sure I'm on board with this.

[(Anonymous)]

DC

Well I thought "clussy" followed on from the original "bussy" which I have osmosed means "butt pussy" so it tracks.

[(Anonymous)]

look I spent formative time in tmnt fandom, *and* good omens fandom, *and* jurassic park fandom, cloaca porn doesn't even ping as weird anymore

[(Anonymous)]

The clussy in my fic were canonically monochrome