coaltide | Delay? Deny? Depose

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Delay the collection opening with picklefic.
Deny by clicking the reject button on low-effort drawerfic.
Depose of CEOs.

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sort of like how you're telling coal you're deeply unlikeable by posting this comment?

They're more likeable than your average asexy.

The bar is underground and that coalie is face-first in the dirt.

I think unironically using 'asexy' should make you repeat school from 8th grade onwards

I think unironically embracing asexy bullshit should make you get off your phone and go interact with people who didn't grow up online.

no one wants you here, just btw.

+infinity