coaltide | Morbane's coal

In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

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I genuinely don't even know what you're talking about, nonny. You are obviously really fragile about people disagreeing with you. I am literally just hanging out.

When are you going to start calling people mentally ill? I have a bet in at the bookie's.

Nonny, I'm sorry people disagreeing with you is upsetting, but not everyone who disagrees with you is the same person. This circuitous trolling while insisting you're totally not mad, I'm the mad one, is just bizarre.

If I give you some advice are you going to break down screaming?

This does kind of sound like that guy, doesn't it.

They get rude and accuse of random stuff when they can't argue you into agreeing with them.

You're incredibly obvious to everyone, you know.

There we go. The accusation.

It was you in the ballroom with the lead pipe, so fuck offffffffffffffff already

LOL

anyone have the troll repair hotline handy this one has malfunctioned

lmao this is so melodramatic. do you need some smelling salts. do you have the vapors. have you been wrongéd?

It's melodramatic in a pretty familiar way, too.

Countdown to a reply accusing you of having a hysterical meltdown...

This entire thread is just people reciting a script omg who cares what about the stories?

I already read all I care about, what about them?

Re: Potentially Fresh Wank?

(Anonymous) - 2023-12-27 23:50 (UTC) - Expand

(Anonymous) - 2023-12-28 02:40 (UTC) - Expand

They already speed ran that part up thread.

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DC

Oh hey, you're replying to internet singularity coalie. They were dogging me on another thread last post.

Go back to FFA.

Yep it's them. Please go outside and get some sunshine, lay in the glass, it'll make you feel better

Go back to butts

This would sound cooler if it wasn't you, again, doing this exhausting trolling every single day. Get a life.

Aww you think I'm cool.