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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2023-12-25 08:12 am

Morbane's coal

In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

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Re: Porn - M/M

(Anonymous) 2023-12-27 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
They want all m/m fans to grovel before them admitting they are mere brainwashed tools of the patriarchy and only f/f writers deserve praise. Obviously.

(As nonny above said, it is possible for people to expand their horizons and learn to love other things, and honestly I think fandom as a whole *has* been and it's great. So many fewer exclusively m/m spaces and fans than there used to be! But this is not the way too move that forward.)