Morbane's coal

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In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
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Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

I hate most vegetables and I resent having to include them in every meal so I don’t die.

Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

Coalie, I promise you, you aren't goin to die just because you don't include veggies in *every* meal.

Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

Coalie, I promise you that you are going to die no matter what you eat or don't eat.

Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

Legit. I’m gonna spend my mortal life eating tim tams no matter what jesus tells me

Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT

Hence the "just because" in my comment. ;) You will die (very likely, unless you're actually immortal), yes, but it won't be because one of your meals didn't come with a side order of veggies.

Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

I see you know nothing of the curse.