coaltide | Morbane's coal

In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

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I think you're underestimating the degree to which school shootings have been quite literally normalized for Gen Z. My 20-year-old cousins would not find a school shooting joke out of place in an Addams Family context.

I'm also a zoomer and this is insane to me. In a gift for a stranger? Did we watch different movies or something?

We're talking about a franchise where the running gag is trying to murder a baby. There are a lot of murdered babies in the world right now, and it's fucked up.

You don't get to say "omg too far" for canons that are meant to be subversive shock humor anyway. A shooting joke is in line with the shit the kids pulled at the Summer Camp and fits the tone. If they actually had a shooting it would be a different thing, just like actually killing the baby would be a different thing.

If you're the recip, DNW jokes about violence and move on. If you aren't, leave these people alone and update your DNWs.

You're mischaracterizing me. I don't think it's omg too far or whatever, people can write whatever they want! But I think school shootings/Addams Family jokes is a wild comparison to be making, and the idea of surprise school shooting in a gift fic is absurd enough to merit discussion.

And calling the Addams Family shock humor is wild to me. Like calling Roadrunner cartoons shock humor because Wile E. Coyote blows himself up with dynamite.

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Anyway my real gripe with the fic is that they didn't even make it funny.

yeah I feel like everyone in this thread can agree that it's badfic (quality of writing) if nothing else.

Nope. I just read it, the tone and humor level and quality was decent, not superlative but readable and better than 3/4 of the perfectly adequate Yuletide gifts I've received over the years. It had a fully Addamsish-but-ott-nice tone that exactly suited it.

I thought it was fine.

I liked it.

From the very start of the comic strip they have been macabre, what in the world are you talking about?

I'd say they're more creepy and kooky. Mysterious and spooky, even.

"shock humor" and "macabre" are very different things.

Like I'm on the side of people who think it's an Addamsesque topic, but they wouldn't do it as shock humor??

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