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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2023-12-25 08:12 am

Morbane's coal

In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

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Re: Porn - M/M

(Anonymous) 2023-12-26 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
DC I just don't find f/f porn (or even kissing) hot, and write and read fic for hot porn. It's that simple.

Re: Porn - M/M

(Anonymous) 2023-12-26 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure and that's fine, my pushback was because I wish more people would just say this (or stop discoursing lol) instead of insisting the problem is lack of women in canon, or nebulous societal misogyny that somehow never manifests within fandom but is imposed from without.

Re: Porn - M/M

(Anonymous) 2023-12-26 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be because most people don't accept that as an answer. There has to be a ~real reason.

Re: Porn - M/M

(Anonymous) 2023-12-26 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You are not oppressed for being straight, nonny.

Re: Porn - M/M

(Anonymous) 2023-12-26 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Who said that?

Re: Porn - M/M

(Anonymous) 2023-12-26 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay?

Re: Porn - M/M

(Anonymous) 2023-12-26 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I've written a little F/F, and I have requested it once or twice, but I find that I'm so picky about what I like that I'm not going to get a good gift and/or I'll be so narrow in my request and over-the-top explaining what I want that if I read that request from someone else I'd side-eye it.