coaltide | Morbane's coal

In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

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And are different in different places and among different groups of people.

Indeed! We are talking about a group of people with established norms. Your grasping desperation to insist being out of pocket and rude is totally normal because [hits bong] what is a NORM, really? is very obviously a side effect of your illness and immaturity. Get well soon, etc.

What if you're really the rude one?

What if a grasshopper shat gold?

I don't know who's on what side at this point, but this gave me a belly-laugh. Thanks.

Yeah, I don't think you're in any position to lecture anyone about good manners. You condescending twat.

Is it condescending to talk to people at the level they seem to be operating on? I guess you wouldn't know.

Yes, I'm sure a person who armchair diagnoses strangers on the internet as mentally ill and uses that as an attack is someone who has an A+ grasp on social norms and politeness.

You are very clearly ill, though.

Mirrorspeak again, smh

Is this is a new fishspeaker tactic to get people to yell at you?

This has got to be FS.

I'm not sure if it's just FS but I won't be surprised if they were wanking in this thread.

It's Fishspeakerfuck MasochistWankWorld, and we're just here visiting until January.

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