Morbane's coal

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In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, yes, people not getting off to het, lesbian or xeno porn are misogynists and need to examine their sexual preferences.

Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

Congratulations, you've managed more tiresome bait than CYRT. (And I'm a femslasher who gets tired of the sausage fest of fandom myself, but having a go at other fans isn't the way.)

Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT

It's not bait. They literally say that people writing m/m porn instead of the three other porn categories is due to misogyny. If you don't get why being called a misogynist over your porn preference would piss some of us off, I can't help you.

Re: Porn - M/M

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT: I agree they're a dumbass and went too hard on you, I'm sorry.