Morbane's coal

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In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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[(Anonymous)]

Does it satisfy your anxiety to project your feelings of anger like this?

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[(Anonymous)]

^gaslighting^

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[(Anonymous)]

If you can be gaslit by a rando on an anonymous Dreamwidth comm, you have bigger issues.

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[(Anonymous)]

Anxiety is treatable, I'd encourage you to look into local care providers. You don't have to live like this.

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[(Anonymous)]

^gaslighting^

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[(Anonymous)]

Funny that ableism wank coalie is mysteriously absent again

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[(Anonymous)]

I'll do it for you. Making light of anxiety is shitty, don't do that.

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[(Anonymous)]

I have anxiety I have successfully treated! I know of what I speak.