Morbane's coal

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In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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[(Anonymous)]

It's literally not a norm for normal people, which - despite BFE's attempts to drive out anyone who's graduated therapy - are still the biggest cohort of any given exchange. I don't know how else to explain it. BFE is riddled with anxious losers who are bad writers and seek to create Byzantine rules of engagement to satisfy their own neuroses and frustrated egos. But the rules are just that, invented. Made up. Nonsense. And no one outside the hothouse of FFA's BFE thread needs to pretend otherwise. Your contention is bizarre and unsupportable and you are so accustomed to lack of pushback that people telling you as much is inducing panic. Cognitive behavioral therapy works; I recommend it!

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[(Anonymous)]

...dude, it's really not cyrt who needs therapy. You are buttmad and flailing.

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[(Anonymous)]

Cock ball therapy could help.

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[(Anonymous)]

The best part of this incoherent rant is the implication no one pushes back on discussions on FFA when this thread is literally a continuation of a hundreds of comments long argument from FFA.