Morbane's coal

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In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Yuletide Madness: 4 Hours To Go

[(Anonymous)]

Deadline countdown: https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?p0=1440&iso=20231226T09&msg=Yuletide%20Madness%202023%20Goes%20Live%21

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Re: Yuletide Madness: 4 Hours To Go

[(Anonymous)]

I wish I could stay up to see reveals but it will be 3 AM for me!!!

(I didn’t receive any treats this year unless something is posted at the last minute, but I did write treats in Madness.)

Re: Yuletide Madness: 4 Hours To Go

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for your service, coalie! I hope your Madness treats are a delightful surprise for your recipients in a few hours!

Re: Yuletide Madness: 4 Hours To Go

[(Anonymous)]

Madness treat: posted!

Now, sleep.