Morbane's coal

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In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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[(Anonymous)]

Plenty of people have criticized her. We think she's a mediocre at best writer and also very clearly a sick kind of troll, and it's enough feeding her already, we can move on, nobody likes her at this point so it's not like we need a little circlejerk about how awful she is when she's just rubbing herself off furiously to the entire circlejerk. You're not being censored for disliking her, you're being censored for the 50/50 odds you ARE her, forcibly recruiting other people into your public humiliation fetish.

Anyway time for me to follow my own damn advice so I'm done, fishspeakers can just continue arguing both sides of the argument with herself here. I hope she gets banned from every exchange though.

[(Anonymous)]

She's seriously mentally ill.

[(Anonymous)]

No, you’re just boring.

[(Anonymous)]

50/50 odds? What.