Morbane's coal

[coalcube]

In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

oof. my face at that last part

[(Anonymous)]

Please tell me someone pushed back on that.

[(Anonymous)]

no, this is all that comes after it:

per my last fanfiction — Today at
The subject was unfun but I get what you mean
FS as a person seems very tedious and determined to manufacture wank
McFleury — Today at
I did not consent to being involved in their humiliation kink.
far the festive fish nun — Today at
Custer football wank was an unfun subject but it was definitely more... classic Yuletide wank in the multiphase way it went down
Unfortunately it was also much more ars_belli than dewclaws
fujigsaw: the once and fujo king — Today at
it's very inconsiderate to make wank all about you and your weird neuroses. wank should be by the people for the people

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh. I mean that's not nothing but ... no.