Morbane's coal

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In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

Last night, the two demonstrated a new sexual act. Did not know that women could have intercourse sitting on top of men. The position seemed unnatural but tantalizing. I fear becoming sexual deviants as they are, but enjoy being intimate with them as well.

Ohhh dear.

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

wtf?

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

Fishpseakers, get help.

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

https://coaltide.dreamwidth.org/7360.html?thread=14899392#cmt14899392

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

Look, KNOCK IT OFF. Some of us are just speculating about which fic you wrote.

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not fishspeakers, you dumbass.

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like something FS would say.

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

I was used to us all being Morbane. I guess we're all fishspeakers too from now on.

Fuck my life. Fuck all our lives. It's like some damn VD we can't get rid of.

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck her life too.

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

stop

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

go away fishspeakers, and stop posting the same exact shit to ffa

Re: Untherius:

[(Anonymous)]

Rorschach voice: attempted.