coaltide | Morbane's coal

In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January

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I am not sure what you were expecting

I'm interested in this ship! Thanks for letting me know to stay away. Do you have any recs for fics with better characterization of this ship?

Wasn't this the exact sort of thing that was said when some~~fish~~one was wanking about the ship on FFA?

false fish accusations

Trying to write one for Yume Nikki but the holidays are so draining, I think I kight have to leave it for NYR.

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Currently it contains 221 fandoms and 273 works.

OK, the comment above is actually fishspeakers

https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/619253.html?thread=3805293557#cmt3805293557

Ha (from nonny below you). Yes.

https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/620503.html?thread=3812728535#cmt3812728535

Good catch.

all of whom seemed to inexplicably be proficient in advanced martial arts

Oh, come on.

Lol autocorrect is vicious.

I was expecting something a lot worse, honestly. The part about Gideon is a lot of infodumping, but asides to the reader fit the canon a bit?

That's dorky but doesn't that kind of match the tone of the film? It's been a while since I watched though.

You are such a creep.

It’s the opposite of the tone of the film because it’s concerned with explanations.

This is such a weird criticism.

Cat on your roof tonight?

I think for me, the asides are fine and fit the canon, but they just aren't fun or funny and aren't adding anything.

DC

Yeah, it's a perfectly fine concept. It's a little clunky. Not really a contender for terrible fic IMHO.

Now this on the other hand:

All of my clothing has turned to butter-soft black leather. A stiffened bodice leaves my shoulders bare and gloves come up past my elbows. A slightly-flaring skirt ends just below my knees and boots rise past its hem. I wobble slightly on heels nearly a handspan high.

“Whose idea was this?”

“Yours,” she says.

I eye her. “Your interpretation is...interesting,” I say.,

“Oh, this will be the fashion someday.”

“Surely, you jest.”

“Perhaps not the, erm, whole thing. But the heels, certainly.”

I look sharply at her. “But the heels are the worst part.”

“Women of the future will wear them.”

“What?!”

She nods.

“Every day?”

“Most women on most days.”

“Voluntarily?”

She nods again.

“Blood and ashes!” I snort. “Then women of the future are mad.”

? I was agreeing that it needs line breaks and adding how the formatting can affect first impressions.

Not really, in the film shit just happens and people totally roll with it.

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Any surprises? Anything on this list you're excited to check out?

Ok, cheating, because there are three, but the three xxxholic fics:

We Can Take Our Time - https://archiveofourown.org/collections/yuletide2023/works/52340539

Doumeki Ruins Everything, Like Always - https://archiveofourown.org/collections/yuletide2023/works/52337545

The Next Best Thing - https://archiveofourown.org/collections/yuletide2023/works/52336417

Why?

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